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Archive for February, 2008

Feb
11

The Inferno: Nine Circles of Hell

Posted under I'm Over It by Angry Lioness

The Inferno: Nine Circles of Hell – here we go again, one of those lovely internet surveys we all love to hate. <G>

First Circle

Are you religious?

I’m very spiritual, let’s put it that way.

Do you believe in an afterlife?

Yes, along with reincarnation, and several other things.

Do you criticize other religions?

Tough one. I don’t criticize Anyone’s religion or beliefs, what I criticize is how some of them often like to Shove it down other’s throats and completely disregard that we all have a right to our own beliefs and spiritual path. While I’m at, may I point out that I don’t believe any one path is right or just. If it’s what you believe in your heart of hearts, that’s what happens.

Do you think that believing in an ultimate being is dumb?

No, but I believe that question was idiotic. If there isn’t something higher than humanity- we’re all Fucked.

Second Circle

Is your body sacred, or is it a toy?

Depends on who you ask. It’s sacred to me. But I’m sure there are plenty people out there that would view it as a toy to play with and toss away without second thought.

Do you think having sex is something to be proud of?

Sex isn’t about Pride.

Do you find yourself constantly having romantic thoughts?

I’m over romance, that’s a girls pipe dream.

Would you date someone who is sexually active?

Again, who writes this shit?

What is your favorite part of a romantic TV show, movie, or book?

hopefully the happy ending.

Are you constantly craving sexual satisfaction?

lol… a wise person once defined Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man

Third Circle

What is something you find yourself constantly wanting?

peace.

Do you reward yourself?

sure, with more work.

Do you heal hurt feelings with food?

nah, I heal them by cleaning- scrubbing the house until it shines.. or by exercising until I nearly vomit. Very cathartic.

Do you overeat?

no. I fear my fat.

Fourth Circle

What is your favorite object?

I don’t have one, but my photos mean a lot to me.

If your house was on fire, would you save this object?

Yes.

Would you sell this object if a million dollars was offered for it?

no.

Why is this object important to you?

photographs mean everything to me, without them I’d lose the rest of my memories.

Fifth Circle

If someone talked smack about you, what would you do?

Well now, I guess it depends on the situation. If someone wants to run their mouth, then by all means, go for it. I’m a big girl, I can handle your bullshit.

Do you fight with words or punches?

depends on the fight, Who or What I am fighting for.  I’ve fought with both.

Do you find yourself saying mean things to people over the internet that you wouldn’t say in real life?

Nope, what you see is what you get. In case you haven’t already noticed, I say how I feel and I mean what I say.

If someone dissed something you worked hard on, what would you do?

Nothing, fuck’em if they can’t grasp what’s important to me. What would you have me do, crawl into fetal position and cry on the floor hoping for acceptance and love?? I’m over it. I’ve accepted I’m not Mary Poppins, Have you?

Forgive and forget, or forget to forgive?

Once again, depends on the situation.

Sixth Circle

What illegal or sacreligious activites do you practice?

none.

Are you rebellious against your religions’ teachings?

No, I accept them with in perfect love and perfect trust.

Have you ever felt the desire to practice witch craft?

okee dokee, laughing my ass off now, Yeah- you might say that, since I am openly Pagan, that is, per say A WITCH.  I believe in a balance, a God and a Goddess. I worship the seasons, the earth and her gifts, the ancient ones.

Seventh Circle

Do you have violent thoughts about the person you hate?

not any more.  “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated” (CS.King)

Have you ever wanted to kill someone?

I’ve wanted someone dead…  Could I have taken their life… probably.

Who was the last person you hit?

I don’t know his name, but I think he learned his hand didn’t belong on My Ass.

What weapon would you want if you entered a Battle Royale situation (basically, where you hafta kill your classmates and friends)?

Another utterly ridiculous question.

Have you ever wanted to take a martial arts class?

sure

Eighth Circle

Do you do things you know are bad?

I have.

Would you work for a corrupt association that paid you big bucks?

I wouldn’t.

Ninth Circle

Would you rather be a traitor against your friends or family?

family, many of them have betrayed me. You know what they say, you can choose your friends, not your family.

When is it an alright time to betray your loved ones?

there isn’t.

How do you feel when someone betrays you?

like a piece of my soul has died.

Feb
10

The Sour Grapes Survey (aka Valentines Day Survey)

Posted under I'm Over It by Angry Lioness

The Sour Grapes Survey (aka Valentines Day Survey)

1. Are you single or taken?

Taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?

Chocolate Covered Flowers.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?

Um, lemme think, No.
4. Do you like anyone?

Would this be a valentines ques?? No, not particularly, this week I don’t really like too many people at all… don’t like the bitch at walmart that wouldn’t let me buy shoes, dont like the neighbors dog that shit on my walkway again, crap, I’m digressing.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?

Married then, married now
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?

Valentines is just another commercialized shit hole day. (Hmm… **Note to Self**I should start a page on cynicism)
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?

See above

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

I suppose that’s a secret. All kidding aside,  I very seriously doubt it.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?

ayuh. (For all you southerner’s that’s a Yes)

10. Do you believe in Cupid?

um, lemme think, no. But I did see a man in diapers carrying a bow on Jerry Springer once…. does that count?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?

When I was a kid I think they gave me a little box of chocolates once or twice.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?

yes, I do. I send them to people that need a smile/hug, so they dont end up bitter like me.
13. Do you like candy hearts?

um, not particularly. They’re cute and funny, but they taste like shit.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?

?????? a card.
15. Is Valentines depressing?..

nope.
16. How do you feel about PDA?

Dont Care.
17. How is your love life?

just Peachy.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?

Nope.
19. How many roses would you want?

None. I prefer Carnations, they smell better, they last longer and they’re 1/4 of the price, They mean Much more to me than roses ever will.
20. Will you have a boyfriend next Valentine?

Ahh… re-read #1.