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Feb
10

The Sour Grapes Survey (aka Valentines Day Survey)

Posted under I'm Over It by Angry Lioness

The Sour Grapes Survey (aka Valentines Day Survey)

1. Are you single or taken?

Taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?

Chocolate Covered Flowers.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?

Um, lemme think, No.
4. Do you like anyone?

Would this be a valentines ques?? No, not particularly, this week I don’t really like too many people at all… don’t like the bitch at walmart that wouldn’t let me buy shoes, dont like the neighbors dog that shit on my walkway again, crap, I’m digressing.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?

Married then, married now
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?

Valentines is just another commercialized shit hole day. (Hmm… **Note to Self**I should start a page on cynicism)
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?

See above

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

I suppose that’s a secret. All kidding aside,  I very seriously doubt it.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?

ayuh. (For all you southerner’s that’s a Yes)

10. Do you believe in Cupid?

um, lemme think, no. But I did see a man in diapers carrying a bow on Jerry Springer once…. does that count?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?

When I was a kid I think they gave me a little box of chocolates once or twice.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?

yes, I do. I send them to people that need a smile/hug, so they dont end up bitter like me.
13. Do you like candy hearts?

um, not particularly. They’re cute and funny, but they taste like shit.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?

?????? a card.
15. Is Valentines depressing?..

nope.
16. How do you feel about PDA?

Dont Care.
17. How is your love life?

just Peachy.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?

Nope.
19. How many roses would you want?

None. I prefer Carnations, they smell better, they last longer and they’re 1/4 of the price, They mean Much more to me than roses ever will.
20. Will you have a boyfriend next Valentine?

Ahh… re-read #1.

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