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Archive for June, 2013

Jun
14

Tired of dealing with Cupid STunts!

Posted under Fuck You- That is all, That is all, Things that Piss me Off by Angry Lioness

I’m about to lose my fucking mind, I can completely understand why people go postal and wipe out the assholes that make life total hell :yank:

Let’s start with our degenerative school systems… Back in my day, if the a teacher wanted you to read a lousy novel for class, they provided you with a copy of said drivel. I’m sure you’re familiar with, “Of mice and men”, or “The Scarlet Letter”, etc. You know, the novels that were so damn bland, by the time you finished reading them you were considering gouging your eyeballs out with a fucking pen cap to avoid having to read another one.

Fast forward 20 fucking years to our so-called modernized world of, “Hey, we know you pay copious taxes, but those don’t cover a goddamn thing and you have to buy these boring ass books for your kids for our class or they automatically flunk”.

Seriously? Why the fuck do I pay taxes? I would really love to know where the hell that money goes… I have to pay $50 per kid to register them for school every year, then pay $75 per sport for them to play, then buy the fucking sporting equipment, then pay to WATCH their Fucking games (at $10 per person) so a minimum of $20 a week, then pay for the use of a musical instrument at school (um, last I knew it wasn’t possible to bring an entire drum set back and forth, if it were, my kid would use his own, since his is 1000x’s better than the schools outdated piece of shit).

I’m tired of being nickeled and dimed to death by a bunch of assholes that couldn’t care less about education. Case in point- my kid is dual enrolled in college, it’s the last week of school and he has to take a College History exam. The high school has the internet blocked – so he calls home and asks to leave school early and go to the library to use their internet to take his 2 hour exam. He would be missing 4th block, which incidentally would be a study hall for him that day because he refused to pay $2 to watch a FOOTBALL game at school. Yeah, the last week of school is a joke and they don’t hold classes, they have various activities that the kids have to PAY to attend or sit in the fucking cafeteria.

So he needed my “permission” to go leave school, which I obviously granted. The school attendance lady got all huffy with me on the phone, “Well, he’s missing 4th Block!” – to which I replied, “Which is NOT a class, it’s a damn football game and my son couldn’t care Less about High School Football”. So she got pissed off and said, “well, unless he has a dr’s note There is NO excuse for him to leave 4th block today.” My response was, “Are you Fucking Kidding Me? the Kid is Dual Enrolled in COLLEGE, He’s leaving a forced Football game viewing which he would have to PAY to attend in order to Go To the library and take an ONLINE TEST FOR A FUCKING COLLEGE Course CREDIT.”

I then proceeded to tell her, the kid is a Junior in HS who will have completed and ENTIRE year of college by the time he graduates, he works 30+ hours a week and he’s an Honor Roll student, from now on, he has my permission to come and go as he sees Fit and no longer needs ANY Further “Permission” from anyone to do so. She gets all cocky and says “he has to have written permission everytime” I told her, thanks for the heads up, I’ll write him an excuse sign it and he can photocopy it whenever he needs one. Cupid Stunt.

So this is where our education system has plummeted- a kid dual enrolled in college is a “loser” but it’s perfectly okay for kids to attend football games as long as they pay a few bucks. It’s all about the fucking money. Everything is always all about the fucking money. :weird:

:fu:   Fast Forward a few weeks . . .

I had to transfer some money from 1 account to another and pay a few bills with my bill pay. I don’t know about you, but I don’t print out the confirmations everytime when I transfer money,  I can say I sure as SHIT will be doing that from now on after this experience.

I transferred a couple grand from a savings to a checking- which I wouldn’t have to do at all if our Towel head fucking governor hadn’t been such a cheap bitch and secured our state from hackers by spending a couple bucks, but no, she allowed 3.6 MILLION tax payers to have their bank accounts Hacked and now our accounts are no longer secure so we can’t keep any decent sum of money in that account, I digress.

So, I transferred money from savings to checking, then logged into the bill pay and set 6 regular monthly bills to be paid. Only, the bank didn’t put the money in the correct account, they transferred it from 1 savings to the wrong checking and 4 days later my other half shit a fucking brick when he logged into our account and we were overdrawn by $1,500. I called the bank to find out wtf happened and showed them the money was taken out on the 6th when I transferred it and we discovered that it was put into the wrong checking. Did they fix the error? No, they transferred the money to the correct account, then shut off my fucking bill pay for 4 days saying my account was not approved, then charged me $150 fucking dollars in “returned payment fees”, then I had to call EACH of the poor bastards scheduled to receive the payments and explain to them the banks fucking error.

Seriously! Is mercury retrograde already? It took me 7 hours, 13 transfers to various bank people and 2 trips to my local bank with me nearly crawling across the desk to strangle the son of a bitch before they decided, “yup, you’re right, it was our error”. Holy Jumped up Jesus fucking christ, YA THINK?!